a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like
I LIVE THERE
If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women. You are not helping, you are not making satire. You are just being misogynist.
white boys’ haircuts be like
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
"So, tell us a little about yourself."